Friday, June 18, 2010

Ditched Helicoper Award - Barclaycard

I travel overseas a lot and,of course, I use my credit cards overseas. I have two - a Bank of Scotland business Mastercard and a private Barclaycard - which I've had for ever.

These days credit card providers like you to let them know when you go overseas to help with fraud prevention so every two or three months I call them to let them know my upcoming trips.
At BOS I get a charming Scottish lady who I get straight through to, who takes all the details down, we have a nice chat and it's all very painless.
However with Barclaycard it's got progressively more and more difficult. It was fine for a while , then the operative (when you finally get through to them after lots of button pushing and listening to things you are not interested in) told me she could only take down one country at a time and I would have to ring from that country to tell her the next country I was flying to!! I then asked to speak to her supervisor - who was helpful and took down all my information.

Now however - that doesn't work - and Barclaycard insist that you can only go to one country at a time - what nonsense. I tried escalating it up the tree and sending emails but you just get a standard response which answers none of your questions.

So after 30 years with Barclaycard I've now dropped them and gone to a Marks & Spencer Mastercard - who couldn't be more helpful. They give you a discount in their shops AND they don't even want you to tell them you are going abroad!

So a well earned DITCHED HELICOPTER AWARD goes to BARCLAYCARD - goodbye.


Ditched Helicopter Award - Costa Coffee

Costa Coffee have put a lot of effort into their brand and it's been highly successful for them - but that's something they can destroy very quickly!

Competitors of theirs like Cafe Nero have loyalty cards - cards they stamp as you buy and you get a free cup when it's got six stamps - very simple effective.

Costa Coffee have now decided to follow suit - but just to be one better (they think) it's a plastic card which you have to register on line - Grrrrr- but I did it.

Then, what do I find? - the card is not accepted at the FIRST ELEVEN Costa Coffee shops I visit!! There is even a large card on the counter of most saying they don't accept it.
When asked they each told me it was because they were franchisees and it didn't apply to them.

So what Costa have succeeded in doing is to start to destroy that homogenous brand image in our minds and force us to recognise that there are Division 1 and Division 2 Costa Coffee shops.

So I contacted Costa Coffee and expressed my surprise at this turn of events. I get a "corporate" reply with all the nonsense about appreciating my custom and telling me that "some" of their shops can't accept the card because "they have the wrong tills". Unbelievable - even if it's true - and it appears to not be - they should have delayed the launch of the card until they had every shop on board.

So - for the very clever trick of introducing a Customer Loyalty card that does exactly the opposite - a DITCHED HELICOPTER AWARD goes to COSTA COFFEE


Ditched Helicopter Award - The Meat Company

A couple of years ago I did an event at the newly opened Meat Company restaurant located in the "new" old town in Dubai and have really enjoyed going back a few times since.
However I recently went, having booked in advance, and asked to sit outside. This isn't something you can often do in Dubai and it was delightful - looking out over the lake in front of the new Burj Tower and watching the fountain show.
There was a surprise,however, that the prices had gone up but then - as I'm finishing my dessert and before coffee - I am asked (actually told) if I would go inside now as they had booked the table for someone else!

Bad, bad news - and a DITCHED HELICOPTER AWARD goes to THE MEAT COMPANY for doing such a thing.

Golden Helicopter Award - Holiday Inn Express, Safa Park

I recently stayed at the budget Holiday Inn Express at Safa Park, Dubai at around GBP60 per night.

It is delightful - it's modern with excellent sized bedrooms with every facility and very quite being off the main highways and next to the park. Very convenient and with the most helpful and charming staff.

It just shows how easy it is to get it right!

A GOLDEN HELICOPTER AWARD goes to THE HOLIDAY INN EXPRESS, Safa Park - I will be staying with you again.


Tuesday, May 11, 2010

How to Really use Powerpoint

That most used,misused and abused of presentation tools see my short video and let it enhance not detract from what you are saying....

Monday, April 19, 2010

Golden Helicopter Award - NCP !!!

My friend David Bancroft-Turner shares this "volcano" story with us:

"My volcano story...........

So – if you were going to start this I guess we could have been in a lot of worse places – Utrecht.

Nothing we could do Thursday night after finishing the workshop so stayed in Utrecht. Friday to Amsterdam. No ferries, no cars, hmm.........ferry from Calais. No chance. Fecking Health and Safety won’t let you go on without a car!!!

So – here was our cunning plan. Amsterdam to Paris, Paris to Le Havre, foot passenger to Portsmouth, pick up car at Gatwick.

Fell at first hurdle, queued for 4 hours to get ticket at Schipol. Got train to Paris (well at least we’d be closer to home). Train broke down outside Antwerp – back there. To Brussels, to Paris then Eurostar – an extra train – Hurrah!!!

£1200 out of pocket and having met a whole tribe of wonderful human beings (and getting some business i think!!) the NCP car Park at Gatwick (where I had booked for 3 days and now had been there for 6) processed my ticket and while I fiddled to get out my credit card the guy announced "Sir – we do not intend to rub salt into the wound – the extra 3 days are on us".

My faith in large organisations has been restored – Hooray for NCP – they have my business for life!!!!"

So a GOLDEN HELICOPTER AWARD happily goes to NCP CAR PARKS

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Golden Helicopter Award - Sepehr Tarverdian

I first went to Iran to speak 18 months ago under the auspices of Sepehr Tarverdian and his company Hamayesh Farazan. Sepehr is the very best translator in Iran and used to work for the President and decided to use his talents to set up conferences featuring top international speakers.
That first event I went to with two other speakers had around 150 delegates and was a little disorganised - but good fun.
I have just been back - this time with seven other speakers - to speak at Sepehr's "World Management Forum" which was held in a magnificent conference hall, very professionally organised with every facility and 1200 delegates!
So a GOLDEN HELICOPTER AWARD has to go to SEPEHR TARVERDIAN and HAMAYESH FARAZAN for their fantastic progress and service to the Iranian business community.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Golden Helicopter Award - Octara

It is a especial pleasure for me to make this award.

Octara in Pakistan organise conferences, events and programmes and are simply the very best - anywhere.

When I speak in Pakistan and run Masterclasses I work through them and they are the most professional, most efficient and most charming organisation to deal with.

They produce simply outstanding marketing materials - better than anywhere else in the world - they organise the events to the fine detail and are the most ethical of people to deal with.

So a MASSIVE GOLDEN HELICOPTER AWARD goes to Muhammad Arif and his brilliant team at OCTARA


Sunday, March 21, 2010

Ditched Helicopter Award - Paper Show

When I run workshops and Masterclasses on business growth I set up a virtual company and have the delegates tell me what growth they believe they can achieve in the company as a result of each of my initiatives, tips and secrets. To do this I have always had to use an old fashioned overhead projector which has meant taking my own to any workshop in the UK and relying on the organiser finding one for an overseas event.

I have always thought that, sooner or later, a new technology will appear to replace the OHP so imagine my joy recently when I discovered that it finally has! Paper Show appears to do exactly what I want - so I go on the website and look at the details but it is not clear whether it will work with a Mac(have you changed yet? - light years better) rather than a PC.
Now many of you will have heard me rant on about "contact us" buttons on websites and how organisations need to ensure they have proper, expeditious procedures to respond.

Anyway about 5 weeks ago I used Paper Show's "contact us" button to ask if it was Mac compatible and, if not, when it would be.

After 3 weeks - nothing - and I'm getting a little cross - and then what arrives from Paper Show but a questionnaire for me to complete "as a new customer" !!! So I complete it and request a reply to my question.

A further two weeks and NOTHING. So I decide I must try and use the new power available to the little man - You Tube (have you seen "United breaks Guitars"?). I will record a video of complaint and post it - so I go into You Tube and think I'll firstly see if there are any Paper Show postings already.

There are - three - demonstrating it and singing it's praises - so rather than record the video I simply post a comment: "DO NOT BUY THIS PRODUCT - THEY GIVE LOUSY SERVICE AND DO NOT RESPOND TO E MAILS"

and.......the very next day I receive an email from their brand manager apologising, advising that it is not currently Mac compatible, that it will be in May and offering to send me one free of charge!

A great response BUT it shouldn't have happened and PAPER SHOW have to get a DITCHED HELICOPTER AWARD but I promise that if I do get it in May and it is exceptional I'll change that to a Golden Helicopter Award!

Ditched Helicopter Award - Toilet Seats!

We re-modelled our bathrooms and WCs at home last year - at great expense- and used Ripples in Oxford to do the job. They were excellent no real complaints and we were very happy with the result but then we come to toilet seats!

On their recommendation we had "soft closer" hinges for the toilet seats - all very nice - but then after a very short time they gave up soft closing, firstly on one toilet and then the second.

We have now waited over six months for replacement hinges - which, apparently, need to come from Keramag in Germany. I have constantly chased Ripples who, of course, blame Keramag and I have been in contact with Keramag who pretend to be helpful but insist I go through Ripples......

When will companies learn that it's the small things that people remember where and lack of service is involved?

So a DITCHED HELICOPTER AWARD goes to RIPPLES BATHROOMS and to KERAMAG

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Business growth Tips - expand your customer base

Your Business Channel is publishing over the next few weeks a series of tips from top business gurus that you simply can't afford to miss. The first on expanding your customer base is here

kind regards
Roger

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Golden Helicopter Award to Wolsey Lodges

Over the years my wife and I have stayed at many Wolsey Lodges. These are, basically, upmarket bed and breakfasts located all over the UK and Ireland. Generally they are old manor houses sometimes with somewhat eccentric owners, in fascinating locations and you are normally expected to stay for dinner as the owners are often Cordon Bleu chefs.

Most recently we stayed as a delightful manor house in Gloucestershire in a tiny village where we discovered the next morning there was a church built in 1124! We have stayed in houses with a 3 mile front drive, shared New Year festivities with the owner's entire extended family and been plied with champagne whilst listening to the hosts colorful background in running restaurants, casinos and owning horses – right across Europe!

The standard never drops, you are guaranteed to have a great time so I'm delighted to award WOLSEY LODGES a GOLDEN HELICOPTER AWARD.


Monday, November 02, 2009

Golden Helicopter Award

How can you describe the Scilly Islands? - sea, rocks, spray, sun, rain, wind, sea birds, seals, fresh crab, helicopter, bright blue sea, bright white beaches, jet boats, sparkling, magnificent, first landfall coming from the Americas.

We are just back from our most recent few days there which set us up for the whole year - it is simply the most restful, magnificent place on earth. It's more like the Caribbean than being in Europe and the quality of light is quite amazing.

We stay out of the outstanding Hell Bay Hotel on the smallest inhabited island, Bryher.
I have to give both the SCILLY ISLANDS and the HELL BAY HOTEL DOUBLE GOLDEN HELICOPTER AWARDS!



Ditched Helicopter Award

I flew on Air India recently was initially impressed to see than online check-in was from 36 hours before the flight unlike 24 hours on most airlines.

Unfortunately from that moment on it was downhill all the way!

I found that I was unable to check in online at all - and was subsequently told that Air India actually don't have the capability to do so - but they thought it would be a good idea to say that they did!

The flight took off late evening and I therefore told the stewardess that I would not be needing a meal and for me not to be disturbed. I then put on my eye shades and a blanket and went to sleep straight after takeoff.

Next thing I know I'm being shaken awake by a stewardess to be asked if I wanted dinner! When I explained that I asked not to be disturbed I was told "it's a company rule we have to wake you to dinner".

The whole experience was very much like the old days of state-owned airlines and I therefore have to give AIR INDIA a DITCHED HELICOPTER Award.




Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Golden Helicopter Award

I stayed recently at the Cape Sun Hotel, Cape Town for over a week. The Conciege, Ahmed, throughout the time could not have been more helpful he was always attentive, patient and smiling. On one occasion I needed the services of a doctor, he not only arranged that but after the doctor had been to my prescription to the pharmacy and when they did not have enough of the particular drug went back the next day to pick up the balance.

I have no hesitation in nominating AHMED of the Cape Sun for a Golden Helicopter Award

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Don't Waste a Good Crisis

The Chinese use two brush strokes to write the word "crisis". One brush stroke stands for danger; the other for opportunity. In a crisis, they say, be aware of the danger – but recognize the opportunity.

This downturn, recession, depression or blip is like no other I have known. It is not by any means universal - neither by business sector nor national geography.

I now have a list of over 30 business sectors that are doing well - in some cases exceptionally well, and over a dozen countries with significant GDP growth forecasts.

I simply can't emphasise strongly enough that unless you are in automotive, construction or real estate then almost certainly you remain in control of your own future – no-one else. Indeed even in the automotive sector it is not universal gloom - I see that not only did Volkswagen have a record sales month in February but that the German car industry overall still expects to sell 200,000 more units this year than last and further that Toyota has actually increased sales in the US this year.

There are many growing markets with money to spend that you can and should target.

I recently spoke to a group of business leaders in London and was strongly emphasising the need, especially in these times, for businesses - all businesses - to be proactive in seeking out and converting new customers – in other words "prospecting". A man came up to me afterwards and asked for clarification of what I was saying. He was, he said, the Managing Partner of a legal practice with 15 partners and asked what I meant by "prospecting".

"Seeking out new clients who have not previously used you", I said

"Oh", he said "how?"

"For example", I said "do you ask for referrals? - do you ask each of your satisfied clients to recommend others to whom you could sell your services?"

"That goes against the grain" he said "I'm not sure about that" and walked away.

That Managing Partner is running a business - just like any other business - and whereas we may have had the luxury in the past of new clients finding us THAT TIME HAS GONE.

I believe that we must assume that the basic rules of business now apply to all businesses - we all need to seek out new customers, we need to sell to them, we need to provide unrivalled products and services and we need to treat those customers like our life depends on them - because it does!

None of this is rocket science or new, none of it is things we should have been doing anyway, but I do believe it's going to be those businesses that really get their act together that I come through these times really humming.

There is a risk - a big risk - that the rest will fall by the wayside and I see no reason to mourn them.

In addition to the business sectors that are growing there are national markets also to consider. For example the OECD says that Brazil will likely avoid recession completely in 2009. Petrobras - its state oil company has a four-year $174bn expansion plan, whilst Embraer remains one of the largest passenger jet makers in the world. Brazil is seen to have outperformed India and China and has a well regulated banking system that is not exposed to sub prime. Go and sell to them.

There are other nations who are continuing to grow and invest - but maybe not as fast as heretofore - but nevertheless at rates of growth that are the envy of most other nations. Go and sell to them.

If we are running a business or involved in running a business I believe it is our responsibility to develop and implement a growth strategy to ensure that our business and our employees thrive through these times.

That's our job - now more than ever.


©2009 Roger Harrop Associates

Friday, March 27, 2009

Golden Helicopter Award

In my business I come across many event companies, training companies and the like. Some are large, some small and they have to do a very special job of organising every single aspect of an event or training courses - down to the finest detail. They have to co-ordinate venues and logistics as well as delegates and speakers - sometimes akin to herding cats I suspect!
Earlier this year I ran a one day CEO Masterclass in Lahore for Octara Training and their outstanding General Manager, Muhammad Arif.
I have to tell you that the pres event publicity materials were the best I have ever had, the organisation was exemplary and every single thing was done to facilitate both the delegates and myself.
I am therefore extremely happy to award Muhammad Arif and Octara a Golden Helicopter Award.

Monday, January 26, 2009

The first DOUBLE Golden Helicopter Award

We have just bought an Apple Mac laptop for my wife - and the whole experience was unbelievably good!
I first called in at the Apple store and was given 45 minutes of uninterrupted attention - answering all my questions and concerns about transferring from pc - like they will transfer all your files over for you for free and you can get Office for mac for very little, etc. etc.
He then suggested my wife and I ought to come in - and that we could make an appointment online - which we did for 12 noon on a Sunday.
We then got two hours of very patient help and advice (did you know you don't need a virus checker with Apple?)and we ended up buying what is an exquisitely designed piece of kit. The functional and aesthetic design is superb and the software is intuitive - even the packaging is a delight!
I was SO impressed - compared with the nonsense of MS - and all the bad stuff about Vista that I will probably move to Mac myself.
So - for one of the very best experiences ever I give APPLE the first ever DOUBLE GOLDEN HELICOPTER AWARD!

Golden Helicopter Award

Here's a nomination from Steve Jones:

"I would like to bring to your attention two chaps I met last night at a networking
event. They are George Bowler and Oliver Yorke from Hurst Community College in Baughurst, in Hampshire.

They have just launched a local magazine, You may be thinking why on earth you telling me? well, they are both 15!and have suitably impressed people who were at the Basingstoke event last night with the third issue of their
local magazine "The View" and I would like to nominate them for a Golden Helicopter award because they look like
they have well and truly taken off in business despite not even having a National.Insurance. No. and are
preparing to sit their GCSE's this summer?

Here is their email: info@theviewmagazine.co.uk"

Fantastic! - I'm more than award to give a GOLDEN HELICOPTER AWARD to George Bowler and Oliver Yorke of Hurst Community College.

Saturday, November 01, 2008

Ditched Helicopter Award

A DITCHED HELICOPTER AWARD for lousy service:
I have just stayed in the Fawlty Towers Hotel of Dubai – The Seven Sands. When I complained about my room the manager asked:
“What do you want me to do? – they are all as bad as yours”!

I had to rearrange my booking at the last moment and my agent booked this as a 4 star hotel – I’d say it’s about 1.5 stars.
On their brochure and website they say:

“Extended Hospitality” – Untrue
“Fully equipped gym” – Untrue
“Coffee Shop” – Untrue
“Business Centre” - Untrue
“Complimentary welcome fruit basket” – Untrue
“Complimentary daily newspaper” - Untrue

The place is dirty, badly managed and a disgrace so a mega DITCHED HELICOPTER to the SEVEN SANDS HOTEL, Dubai

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Roger Harrop, The CEO Expert, has spent over 25 years leading international business at the highest level, ultimately a plc, putting him in a unique position to deal with contemporary business challenges. He is ranked in the top 10 of Management and Strategy Speakers worldwide by Speaker Wiki and twice voted by the members of The Academy for Chief Executives 'Speaker of the Year' He is an, Oxford, UK based, international motivational business growth speaker who inspires and entertains his audiences with his acclaimed Staying in the Helicopter® programmess. Over 20000 CEOs, business leaders in 40 countries have achieved transformational change through his thought provoking and entertaining talks laced with real-life stories, anecdotes and humour. Roger is an author, accredited SME business advisor, mentor, and independent director and has run businesses for major multi-national corporations. He is a Past-President of The Professional Speakers Association, a former Vice-President of The Institution of Mechanical Engineers, and a Liveryman with The Worshipful Company of Marketers.